Conversations with the little people
Patient: Let me tell you a secret
Me: What is it??
Patient: You can't eat pepperoni!
Me: Oh how come? I love pepperoni pizza
Patient: You'll turn into a PIG!
Me: What? Like I'll turn fat like a pig or I'll turn into a pig pig?
Patient: A pig pig!
Me: I've eaten it before though and didn't turn into a pig
Patient: BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE SECRET!
Me: Ohhh that makes sense.
Patient: so what grade are you in college? 10th grade?
Me:heeheeeee
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